Vehicular Vinyls

Back in the day when men were men and women were subjugated (according to feminists), there was a serious problem in society: people wanted to listen to their own personal music in the car.  But vinyl records were not exactly conducive to portability.  That’s ok, we still invented the in-car phonograph.

We all know that CD players occasionally skip when you hit a big bump. But for those of us who have actually used record players, imagine the noises when you hit a bump with these things.

And if you listen to your music entirely digitally now, thank the transistor for saving you from frustrated and pain-laden ears.

(Source: CNET)